Sunday, July 1, 2007

Comic gold

The Best of Craiglist. A couple of snippets:

Boyfriend with AC needed - w4m

I am looking for a moderately attractive man between the ages of 18 and 40 who has air conditioning in his bedroom. As the temperature is slated to reach in the 100s this week, my need for a boyfriend with air conditioning is especially pertinent.

This arrangement is intended for the month of August, however, an indian summer may extend our relationship.

If all goes well, I could offer warmth in the winter.

P.S. No fatties.

Dear cat: Don't disturb blinds when I'm watching porn:

I should have gotten a ferret.

Hugs and purrs,

Your owner.

P.S. And don’t stare at my balls. You give the same look to a string before you’re about to pounce on it. That frightens me.

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