Saturday, July 7, 2007

Fred Thompson Must Die!!!

Set astroturf blasters to kill.

NYT: Fred Thompson and Abortion

AP: With substance lacking....

NYT: Will her face determine his fortune?

LAT/NYT: Abort-o-rama gotta scandal

AP: Too friendly with Nixon before pithing him

Thompson was supposed to announce sometime this past week. So saith conventional wisdom. And, despite their read, these articles don't write themselves. They were in the shoot, and had to go.

But you know, you'd think a man lacking in substance, with a trophy wife, pro-abortion creds and a hand in taking down Nixon would be a media l33t darling.

But not in Absurdia, the land we live.

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