"So, what do you think if we buy a monkey?"
Um. No. Sometimes my wife comes up with odd ideas. I think it's misdirection. She wants a dog (Akita), maybe a cat or one of those things that happens when man lays with women.
A baby.
So she starts with the monkey. Figures we'll negotiate from there, I guess.
Me, I've attenuated my adolescence to the breaking point, so I guess it's about time.
Tomorrow, we go shopping for a monkey.
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