Thursday, January 11, 2007

Where did that come from?

"So, what do you think if we buy a monkey?"

Um. No. Sometimes my wife comes up with odd ideas. I think it's misdirection. She wants a dog (Akita), maybe a cat or one of those things that happens when man lays with women.

A baby.

So she starts with the monkey. Figures we'll negotiate from there, I guess.

Me, I've attenuated my adolescence to the breaking point, so I guess it's about time.

Tomorrow, we go shopping for a monkey.

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