Lasik or PRK?

Or, how about niether.

Went in for my preop today, and it turns out I'm in the special segment of the population for whom Lasik/PRK is not recommended. Seems, in addition to being blind as a bat, I have thin cornea.

If I have the procedure now, then thirty or fourty years down the road, my corneas will swell and my eyeballs will pop out of my head. O r something. The Doc looked like he was ready for me to blow, but I figure why waste energy on something I can't effect.

Besides, given a decade or so, they might come up with some brand new, vat grown eyes I can just pop in my head. No worries. I've got time.

UPDATE: Better. Increased the screen resolution to 800 x 600 and pushed the computer back a bit. I tell you, these vat grown eyes better come with a live feed.

So know I sit here, eyes dilated, an unable to see what I'm writing on th screen. The keys are blurry, but I remember what most of them do.

At least I can see my Must See T.V.