Friday, March 2, 2007

Eukaryote Prime

With the recent revelations that SEN Barrack Obama's ancestors used to own Mr. Al Sharpton's ancestors in a sort of wife multiplying thing between Mitt Romney and Strom Thurmond, I'm left bitter and cynical.

One day, we'll have a candidate whose eve mitochondria is pure back to the first eukaryote (who, I believe, was named Bob). Used to be you just dug up dirt on the candidate/political/activist busybody. Now, it seems, you have to dig up the whole bloodline.

I'm so disillusioned.

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