Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Things not to say #3056

So the wife was nice tonight, cooked up some steak, a little pasta, and poured a merlot.

I convinced her to slip out to Mega-Grocery Corp to pick up some cake and little ice cream. Used my crying face.

As she was brushing her hair in the bathroom, I over vocalized, "hey, hey...I got my wife in check."

Sometimes I can be a dick.

I did apologize, but I was only joking. She knows that.

I've got a buddy, he met his wife in Prague.

I think he's the only one I know who can legitimately say, "I got my wife in Czech."

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