You don't need me to read Instapundit for you, but this link cracks me up.
Seems there's this Sailor, who probably hasn't served in Iraq, but:
“I think she thinks she was in Iraq,” he said. “I don’t think she was trying to pull the wool over our eyes.”
It's like we're living in an age of magic. It's true, if only we believe. GMAFB!
Water is still wet; the ground is still hard.